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The Twelve Days of Turkey

Posted by West McDonald on Nov 20, 2018 11:35:27 AM

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The week that I get the most work done is the one where my American friends celebrate Thanksgiving.  I’m Canadian you see, and we celebrate Turkey day much earlier, so for me this is a work week. Canadians are expert at taking more holidays than almost any other nation (with the exception of those in France, no contest!) but there is one time of year that our American neighbors take the cake (or the Turkey): Thanksgiving.  It is likely the longest holiday in the U.S. and the week is pretty much a write off. I don’t mind, really. Thanks for helping me and my other Canadian friends to get caught up on our inboxes and to-do list during this time!

On behalf of everybody at Print Audit, we want to wish our friends in the U.S. a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!  As it seems to get longer every year we’ve prepared a song for those in the Office Equipment channel called “The 12 Days of Turkey” to help you celebrate every day you're taking off!

The 12 Days of Turkey

On the first day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
A cartridge full of toner

On the second day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the third day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the fourth day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the fifth day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the sixth day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Six techs a fixing
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the seventh day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Seven people scanning
Six techs a fixing
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the eighth day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Eight copiers copying
Seven people scanning
Six techs a fixing
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the ninth day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Nine booklet makers
Eight copiers copying
Seven people scanning
Six techs a fixing
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the tenth day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Ten bills for paying
Nine booklet makers
Eight copiers copying
Seven people scanning
Six techs a fixing
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the eleventh of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Eleven drums replacing
Ten bills for paying
Nine booklet makers
Eight copiers copying
Seven people scanning
Six techs a fixing
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

On the twelfth day of Turkey
My dealer gave to me
Twelve days for Turkey
Eleven drums replacing
Ten bills for paying
Nine booklet makers
Eight copiers copying
Seven people scanning
Six techs a fixing
Five fuser kits
Four service calls
Three paper reams
Two new printers
And a cartridge full of toner

For an “epic fail” audio version of this festive treat, click the link below.

On behalf of everybody at Print Audit, Happy Thanksgiving!

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Topics: print management, print industry, managed services providers, Managed Print Services, managed print, Managed IT, managed services, thanksgiving, office equipment channel, Office Equipment Dealers, office equipment

West McDonald

Written by West McDonald

West McDonald is Vice President of Business Development for Print Audit.

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